I hurt my rude bitsSpent all day with a sore bum, went to the loo to check it out and found blood in my pants. Not good. Piles? Checked in the shower and pulled a staple from my arse. Serves me right for leaving an old pencil case in my underwear drawer. BTW: On relating this story to a friend they said, "some people will do anything for a prick up their bottom."
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rob, Thu 13 Jul 2006, 22:00)
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My mumshut her nipple in the shower door when she was newly pregnant with my little brother. She'd not yet got used to how much bigger her boobs were.
(, Fri 14 Jul 2006, 14:02, Reply)
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