I hurt my rude bitsSpent all day with a sore bum, went to the loo to check it out and found blood in my pants. Not good. Piles? Checked in the shower and pulled a staple from my arse. Serves me right for leaving an old pencil case in my underwear drawer. BTW: On relating this story to a friend they said, "some people will do anything for a prick up their bottom."
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rob, Thu 13 Jul 2006, 22:00)
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Christ2 nights ago, was at a party at a mates house. They had cordoned off this area under her stairs by putting up a bed sheet over it, allowing people peace to sleep (or fuck..but don't think it happened).
Anyway, by the end of the night I need a bed. So I go there, am talking to a mate for a while then I decide I need something to cover me, and that sheet would work a treat. So I yanked it off from the stair above me to be met by a large amount of books fallen.
One smacked my chief saluter, by the corner, very quickly. As the red mist from my eyes started to clear I saw what book it was, a small one? Never. The Complete Works of Oscar Wilde.
My mate found it funny, far too funny....bitch.
(, Fri 14 Jul 2006, 14:06, Reply)
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