I hurt my rude bitsSpent all day with a sore bum, went to the loo to check it out and found blood in my pants. Not good. Piles? Checked in the shower and pulled a staple from my arse. Serves me right for leaving an old pencil case in my underwear drawer. BTW: On relating this story to a friend they said, "some people will do anything for a prick up their bottom."
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rob, Thu 13 Jul 2006, 22:00)
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Ow!One time, my girlfriend fell out of bed.
Unfortunately, I was sitting on the edge of the bed with her legs wrapped around me, and when she fell backwards she abruptly snapped my thingummy nearly 180 degrees and brought about a hundred and thirty pounds down on it.
Oh how she laughed as I doubled up in pain.
I had a huge blood blister that went all the way around the base of my shaft, and lasted for weeks. For a while, I was worried that it was permanently wrecked.
(, Fri 14 Jul 2006, 14:44, Reply)
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