I hurt my rude bitsSpent all day with a sore bum, went to the loo to check it out and found blood in my pants. Not good. Piles? Checked in the shower and pulled a staple from my arse. Serves me right for leaving an old pencil case in my underwear drawer. BTW: On relating this story to a friend they said, "some people will do anything for a prick up their bottom."
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rob, Thu 13 Jul 2006, 22:00)
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Yet another cricket story...Before I went to University and discovered the delights of beer I used to open the batting for the village cricket team. Occasionally I got a ball in the family jewels playing cricket but one incident springs to mind where I was glad that I was wearing a box. Because the bastard got broke in two. I also remember it for the comment by the umpire, who was an old Barnsley Lad.
"By 'eck young un, tha lass is going to be happy with thee.."
(, Fri 14 Jul 2006, 15:00, Reply)
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