I hurt my rude bitsSpent all day with a sore bum, went to the loo to check it out and found blood in my pants. Not good. Piles? Checked in the shower and pulled a staple from my arse. Serves me right for leaving an old pencil case in my underwear drawer. BTW: On relating this story to a friend they said, "some people will do anything for a prick up their bottom."
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rob, Thu 13 Jul 2006, 22:00)
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Knackers on the dance floorAt one of the last and best parties my mate Louise had in our final school years (60's theme, we made posters for the room, fancy dress n everything), in her attic party/crash out room. Her bf was sitting on the floor at one point and this girl from my form stood right in his knackers accidently, causing him to stay on the floor for the rest of the night.
This stompy girl is the same girl that later admitting pleasuring herself with frozen fish fingers. Ow, and , why!?!?!
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Blobcat Less Jaffacakes this year, Fri 14 Jul 2006, 15:47,
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