I hurt my rude bitsSpent all day with a sore bum, went to the loo to check it out and found blood in my pants. Not good. Piles? Checked in the shower and pulled a staple from my arse. Serves me right for leaving an old pencil case in my underwear drawer. BTW: On relating this story to a friend they said, "some people will do anything for a prick up their bottom."
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rob, Thu 13 Jul 2006, 22:00)
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another mint disaster!I am the proud and happylittleowner of a pot of some special green minty "tingling" lube, made by that saucy lady Mrs Summers. It's rather pleasurable when applied and makes me lady bits feel all cold and tingly and exciting - ooh! mr happylittletulip is also rather partial, so funfun nookie fun to be had all round!
But not when you're on the brink of an attack of thrush. Oh no. It went from being an innocent blob of naughty love-help to a full on
screaming pubic napalm decimation attack. I wriggled like a big wriggling thing away from the evil ectoplasmic scourge, scampered like a crippled albatross to the bathroom and soothed my poor burning stinging lady bits with lovely cold water and some "shh, there there" noises.
length? girth? it's all in your mind, my dear...
(, Fri 14 Jul 2006, 15:49, Reply)
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