I hurt my rude bitsSpent all day with a sore bum, went to the loo to check it out and found blood in my pants. Not good. Piles? Checked in the shower and pulled a staple from my arse. Serves me right for leaving an old pencil case in my underwear drawer. BTW: On relating this story to a friend they said, "some people will do anything for a prick up their bottom."
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rob, Thu 13 Jul 2006, 22:00)
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morning glory + phone + jumping = very very badi was alone in my house during the summer holidays back in my yoof. half asleep half awake with a big raging bonk on and the phone starts ringing. now the nearest phone to my room is in my mum and dads room at the far side of the room. without thinking i jumped across their bed to grab the phone, the next thing i know i am in the worst possible pain ever imaginable. now i was and still am a bit of a porker imagine 14 stone of weight landing on that o so precious and important apendage. i seriously thourght i had snapped it or something. it hurt like a cunt for a week or so after big ringed bruise around my cock where it bent under my weight. needless to say i didnt manage to answer the phone.
also one time i got home after an exam and as you do i thourght id bang one out quickly few minutes in i hear the front door opening so i do up my zip, think theres something about mary just not quite as bad, my end did bleed tho.
(, Fri 14 Jul 2006, 16:46, Reply)
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