I hurt my rude bitsSpent all day with a sore bum, went to the loo to check it out and found blood in my pants. Not good. Piles? Checked in the shower and pulled a staple from my arse. Serves me right for leaving an old pencil case in my underwear drawer. BTW: On relating this story to a friend they said, "some people will do anything for a prick up their bottom."
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rob, Thu 13 Jul 2006, 22:00)
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Bicycle MaintenanceI was always fiddling with my bike as a kid, and had once done some work on my front tire. I took it to the woods for a test drive, and was happily running our trail, part of which ran over a creek. Rather than make a way to ride down through the creek, we had made a ramp to jump it. So, there I am, airbourne, as I watched my front wheel fall completely off of the bike. I buried my front forks in the opposite bank, and pummelled my bits into the top-rail and handlebars. As I laid there gasping, my mate hits the ramp behind me.
No appologies for length. I expect the swelling to go down any day, now.
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Syncubus Yarr! Ye'll be walking Planck's Constant! [GMT-5], Fri 14 Jul 2006, 16:53,
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