I hurt my rude bitsSpent all day with a sore bum, went to the loo to check it out and found blood in my pants. Not good. Piles? Checked in the shower and pulled a staple from my arse. Serves me right for leaving an old pencil case in my underwear drawer. BTW: On relating this story to a friend they said, "some people will do anything for a prick up their bottom."
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rob, Thu 13 Jul 2006, 22:00)
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Ribbed, not for pleasureNever again am I going to have sex with a ribbed condom, at least not the sort with little bumps on. At age 17 my then boyfriend decided to go for a tickly one which was more of a Fucking Agonising Scrapy One for me--a condom-covered willy being pulled out covered in blood is not a pretty sight, no. And I'd just expected needing lube, not something that looked like a period... What sort of a minge do you have to have if you need one of those? One made of steel or something? *shudder*
Dalek bumps or not, I'm drawing the line there.
(, Fri 14 Jul 2006, 17:02, Reply)
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