Cock - Zip - Zip - Cock
Not me, but a while ago while playing in a band, our bass player caught his cock in his zip. Not exactly original or unusual, but this was taking it to the extreme.

We had been held up in traffic and we were all rushing to get on stage, he was pulling on his glossy white, skin tight trousers which had rather a large brass zip. In order to get the best 'lunchbox effect' he would never wear underpants. We were all getting ready when suddenly there was an almighty scream. It was blood curdling and when I looked over to the other side of the dressing room, our bass player was bent over double cupping his cock and pleading for help. By now the blood was appearing and his white trousers were turning red at an alarming rate.

What to do? We tried sitting him down but the more we moved him, the more he screamed. By now the support band had come in to see what was happening. Then the stage manager and a few of the crew but nobody laughed as the sight was quite horrific. Within minutes the ambulance arrived and rushed him to the Bristol Royal Infirmary. We decided to stuff the gig and got in the car and follwed the ambulance.

We arrived a short time after the paramedics had wheeled him in and by now the white trousers were completely red with just a few inches of leg still white. The poor fucker had zipped his dick so badly, they had to give him some serious anasthetics before they could begin to get his cock free. As it turned out he needed many stitches, I can't remember exactly how many but the scar was from the tip right up to the maker's label and he was a big lad too. Of course we gave him plenty of sympathy and we were all so worried about him that evening in the A&E waiting room. I don't think I've laughed so much ever, and at one point I thought I may need medical assistance too for the pain in my guts. If this wasn't enough cock torture to be endured by one man, about a month later we were returning from a gig and we all needed to stop for a piss. It was very dark and . . . . .

well guess which one of us found an electric fence to piss up? Sausage anyone?

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( Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Fri 14 Jul 2006, 18:21, Reply)