I hurt my rude bitsSpent all day with a sore bum, went to the loo to check it out and found blood in my pants. Not good. Piles? Checked in the shower and pulled a staple from my arse. Serves me right for leaving an old pencil case in my underwear drawer. BTW: On relating this story to a friend they said, "some people will do anything for a prick up their bottom."
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rob, Thu 13 Jul 2006, 22:00)
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I promise I won't knee you in the nuts.."The guy just went like this.." cue watering eyes as I let someone demonstrate kicking someone in the nuts but promised they wouldn't actually do it.
My friend was cooking sausage casserole on a large hotplate type cooker. He smelt something burning, then felt some pain and realised his cock was pressed against said hotplate. Many jokes followed about Paul cooking sausages.
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thistle, Fri 14 Jul 2006, 18:59,
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