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Spent all day with a sore bum, went to the loo to check it out and found blood in my pants. Not good. Piles? Checked in the shower and pulled a staple from my arse. Serves me right for leaving an old pencil case in my underwear drawer. BTW: On relating this story to a friend they said, "some people will do anything for a prick up their bottom."

(, Thu 13 Jul 2006, 22:00)
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Foreskin caught in zip
When I was about 9 years old, I got my foreskin caught in my trouser zip. Not just a little bit, it was well and truly trapped. My mum could not remove it - the slightest touch would have me in tears.

So, she had to cut around the end of the zip and then take me to A&E in another pair of kecks. After a couple of hours' wait, they put me under general anaesthetic and then literally yanked the zip off.

When I awoke, my cock end had swollen literally to the size of a a squash ball. Peeing was impossable without crying in pain, until the swelling died down a couple of days later.
(, Fri 14 Jul 2006, 20:39, Reply)

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