I hurt my rude bitsSpent all day with a sore bum, went to the loo to check it out and found blood in my pants. Not good. Piles? Checked in the shower and pulled a staple from my arse. Serves me right for leaving an old pencil case in my underwear drawer. BTW: On relating this story to a friend they said, "some people will do anything for a prick up their bottom."
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rob, Thu 13 Jul 2006, 22:00)
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Rushing my kings of and trying to look cool while being in painHo hum, once I was in a club rushing my kings off, feeling kind of slick, and smooth, I navigate to the gents, wop out the lad and feel the relief. No time to waste, have to be back on that dancefloor in no time, ladies looking too good tonight!
Business done, lad back in, zip up nice and quick....
Oh, shit, he wasn't quite in fully, ouch fuck, blood, oops how unprofessional. Put him right back in and tucked him away, no desire to have a blood spot on my jeans.
Not so fucking slick now cocky shithead.
(, Fri 14 Jul 2006, 21:17, Reply)
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