I hurt my rude bitsSpent all day with a sore bum, went to the loo to check it out and found blood in my pants. Not good. Piles? Checked in the shower and pulled a staple from my arse. Serves me right for leaving an old pencil case in my underwear drawer. BTW: On relating this story to a friend they said, "some people will do anything for a prick up their bottom."
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rob, Thu 13 Jul 2006, 22:00)
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As part of a magical tricki put my brothers cock into a dominos box, then slammed the sliding door shut.
No idea as to what kind of magic i was trying to perform, but i believe i was still quite talented for a 4year old
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SocialRobot, Fri 14 Jul 2006, 21:36,
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