I hurt my rude bitsSpent all day with a sore bum, went to the loo to check it out and found blood in my pants. Not good. Piles? Checked in the shower and pulled a staple from my arse. Serves me right for leaving an old pencil case in my underwear drawer. BTW: On relating this story to a friend they said, "some people will do anything for a prick up their bottom."
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rob, Thu 13 Jul 2006, 22:00)
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Strike!On my way back to the cabin after a long day x-country skiing in the mountains. I was really exhausted and I just had to come down a small hill to get home.
The tracks were icy, the speed increasing and the legs wobbling. I saw the large rock I was heading towards just at the same time my skis started to part and I fell backwards. Slid straight into it, balls first, hitting my sack and bum cheeks hard. Thought that it was over. Wanted to die.
Couldn't sit for a week. Black, yellow and blue/green balls for two.
(, Fri 14 Jul 2006, 21:57, Reply)
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