I hurt my rude bitsSpent all day with a sore bum, went to the loo to check it out and found blood in my pants. Not good. Piles? Checked in the shower and pulled a staple from my arse. Serves me right for leaving an old pencil case in my underwear drawer. BTW: On relating this story to a friend they said, "some people will do anything for a prick up their bottom."
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rob, Thu 13 Jul 2006, 22:00)
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I was once bitten on the busticle by a deeply disturbed mentally handicapped patientat the hospital where I was working.
Long story short, I stood too close and was too trusting, and the 'tard bit the nearest part he could, as hard as possible.
The pain was so intense that I thought I'd faint. Seeing stars, I reeled off to the bog to inspect the damage.
My bra cup was full of blood, and there was a flap of skin hanging off just below the nipple.
I was wearing new, thick-soled nursie shoes that day: if I'd been in my old, lower-heeled ones, I'd have lost the nipple for sure.
Bastard. I still have a faint but nasty scar.
I like to think that in these enlightened days of abortion on demand, nurses' nipples can sleep safe in their beds at night.
(, Fri 14 Jul 2006, 22:36, Reply)
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