I hurt my rude bitsSpent all day with a sore bum, went to the loo to check it out and found blood in my pants. Not good. Piles? Checked in the shower and pulled a staple from my arse. Serves me right for leaving an old pencil case in my underwear drawer. BTW: On relating this story to a friend they said, "some people will do anything for a prick up their bottom."
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rob, Thu 13 Jul 2006, 22:00)
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Visiting Manchester Universityin the sixth form, before I made all my choices and that gash. as I got there turned in the the courtyard of the main building, and looked up at an impressive clock tower or something, and said to my mother "oooh, that's a ni........."
and that's as far as I got, you see, what I hadn't seen amongst the crowd was the blunt, cast iron, knacker high bollard that had stuck itself right in my oblivious way. Upon striking this implement I did the full bend double whilst trying to count my spuds thing. This would have been bad enough on its own had my mother not burst into hysterical laughter causing everyone in a fifty feet radius to turn and see a rather embarrased captain wow to stuggle to the nearest door and find somewhere for a good lie down
(, Fri 14 Jul 2006, 22:53, Reply)
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