I hurt my rude bitsSpent all day with a sore bum, went to the loo to check it out and found blood in my pants. Not good. Piles? Checked in the shower and pulled a staple from my arse. Serves me right for leaving an old pencil case in my underwear drawer. BTW: On relating this story to a friend they said, "some people will do anything for a prick up their bottom."
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rob, Thu 13 Jul 2006, 22:00)
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Ah, the Deep Heat/balloon knot interface!My brother considerately rubbed Deep Heat into his wife's strained shoulder, then attempted a furtive starfish scratch.
30 seconds later, she's wondering where he learned to Riverdance.
(, Sat 15 Jul 2006, 8:39, Reply)
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