I hurt my rude bitsSpent all day with a sore bum, went to the loo to check it out and found blood in my pants. Not good. Piles? Checked in the shower and pulled a staple from my arse. Serves me right for leaving an old pencil case in my underwear drawer. BTW: On relating this story to a friend they said, "some people will do anything for a prick up their bottom."
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rob, Thu 13 Jul 2006, 22:00)
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Probably common?A drunken attempt to mount the unlubricated 'woman formerly known as' Mrs Steve resulted in sudden agony of the old chap. Continued thrustage increases discomfort, but being drunk and enthusiastic, I continue doggedly until the inevitable conclusion. Withdrawal is followed by inspection of equipment and obvious blood. Indeed the frenum is torn.
"Oh! Well it wasn't me." Says the missus helpfully. Zero sympathy.
Only one of the reasons she's not still Mr Steve.
(, Sat 15 Jul 2006, 17:57, Reply)
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