I hurt my rude bitsSpent all day with a sore bum, went to the loo to check it out and found blood in my pants. Not good. Piles? Checked in the shower and pulled a staple from my arse. Serves me right for leaving an old pencil case in my underwear drawer. BTW: On relating this story to a friend they said, "some people will do anything for a prick up their bottom."
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rob, Thu 13 Jul 2006, 22:00)
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Alcohol + Deep HeatA few years ago one of the chaps I worked with put his back out and had his missus rub deep heat in it. Not a problem I hear you say, that is until he goes and gets very drunk. So his missus dutifully rubs deep heat int his back puts tube on the side and goes downstairs. In his inebriated state he thought he needed some more so he picks up the tube and proceeds to rub it EVERYWHERE. Three hours later he was still sitting in an ice cold bath crying his little heart out.
(, Sat 15 Jul 2006, 18:09, Reply)
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