I hurt my rude bitsSpent all day with a sore bum, went to the loo to check it out and found blood in my pants. Not good. Piles? Checked in the shower and pulled a staple from my arse. Serves me right for leaving an old pencil case in my underwear drawer. BTW: On relating this story to a friend they said, "some people will do anything for a prick up their bottom."
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rob, Thu 13 Jul 2006, 22:00)
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Two occasions spring to mindThe first I have no memory of but would love to know whichever clumsy fuckwit did my circumcision at 8 months, since he managed to take a noticeable knick out the side of my bellend in the process.
The second is easier to recall and has put me off gas cigarette lighters for life. Wake up and reach for a cigarette. Lighter is empty so sit up, grab canister of gas from shelf and attempt to refill lighter. After several false starts and with condensed fuel dripping everywhere then immediately light cigarette – nicotine addiction in full force. Then attempt to put the flaming hair around your thighs and crotch out with a pillow, glass of water or just rolling around thrashing your genitals.
(, Sat 15 Jul 2006, 19:22, Reply)
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