I hurt my rude bitsSpent all day with a sore bum, went to the loo to check it out and found blood in my pants. Not good. Piles? Checked in the shower and pulled a staple from my arse. Serves me right for leaving an old pencil case in my underwear drawer. BTW: On relating this story to a friend they said, "some people will do anything for a prick up their bottom."
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rob, Thu 13 Jul 2006, 22:00)
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Well, it was quite a while ago now....When I was probably about 6-7, my friend Sam and I would try to barge into eachother, repeatedly, every playtime. Keep in mind that our school's exterior walls were wooden.
One day, we start playing it close to the walls, the inevitable happens. I've got a giant splinter in my arse. Not a tiny little thing, no. At least three inches wide and an inch long.
Cue desperately trying to cover up this fact, I manage to carry on until the end of school before finally admitting said incident to my mum and going round the local doctor's surgery to have said splinter removed from my arse cheek.
Yikes.
Déja vu, anyone?
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ArthurTheRat, Sat 15 Jul 2006, 20:03,
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