I hurt my rude bitsSpent all day with a sore bum, went to the loo to check it out and found blood in my pants. Not good. Piles? Checked in the shower and pulled a staple from my arse. Serves me right for leaving an old pencil case in my underwear drawer. BTW: On relating this story to a friend they said, "some people will do anything for a prick up their bottom."
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rob, Thu 13 Jul 2006, 22:00)
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Aged 12 I thought that rollers skating was the coolest thing in the worldSo I finally saved enough cash to buy some fucking awesome skates from a mate. These were designed for indoor racing and lightening fast.
First time out on them and all seems to go well. Home time comes and 50m from my door it dawns on me...I live on a hill. At the bottom of that hill is a T-junction. I shot past my house, narrowly missed being hit by a car on the T-junction only to be stopped rather abruptly with legs either side of an iron pole.
I split my left bollock. It was the size of a coconut and I couldn't walk properly for 3 months. What made it even worse though was that during my stay in hospital, they refused to give me pain killers so I could tell them "where it was hurting". Cunts
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Devon Dan without geometry, there would be no point, Sat 15 Jul 2006, 21:01,
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