I hurt my rude bitsSpent all day with a sore bum, went to the loo to check it out and found blood in my pants. Not good. Piles? Checked in the shower and pulled a staple from my arse. Serves me right for leaving an old pencil case in my underwear drawer. BTW: On relating this story to a friend they said, "some people will do anything for a prick up their bottom."
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rob, Thu 13 Jul 2006, 22:00)
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Vicious infantsWhen my daughter was about 4 months old, my cousin came to visit. He was the token gay in the family (not so token, it turns out) and had both nipples pierced. Being the cool studmuffin he was strutting about without a shirt on, all the better to grace us with his manly torso. He wanted to hold the baby and I warned him about her grasp reflex: "Todd, for Pete's sake, she's just like a little monkey. Put a shirt on; she can't tell male nipple from female."
No, no, don't listen to the experienced mother...He picked up my daughter, cuddled her and went, "Coochie coochie cooWAAAAAAH! SHIT! JESUS!"
She was clutching the now-detached and bloody ring, waving it in triumph.*
*Perhaps just in bewilderment.
(, Sun 16 Jul 2006, 5:27, Reply)
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