Meagle

So Meagle, you won't take offence if I say you're full of shit? :)

And what an excellent QOTW! Two coffee-through-nose incidents already! But, I better tell the obligatory story.

guy I know is a farmer and, when he was younger, used to drive one of those old-fashioned tractors without a cab. You know the sort - the seat looks like a bicycle seat.

Well one summer he was working his arse off ploughing, getting the crops in -all sorts of farmery things. This entailed many hours in the seat of this old boneshaker. Then one night in the pub he was complaining of pain in his knackers but he didn't make too much of a fuss. This went on all week and, eventually, the pain was so bad he went to the docs. Turned out the rattling of the boneshaker had gave him twisted testicles. This is where one bollock gets wrapped around the other and cuts off the blood supply. Well silly boy had left it so late to go to the docs that one of his nuts was rotting and gangrenous and had to come off.

A bit of a tragedy but the next bit was just comedy. Apparently, when a bloke loses his nut they can put in a false one so that the guy looks normal when tackle out. The bloke I knew took one look and said:

"Yeah! I'll have one of those but only if you will put a zip in my bollocks so I can take it out in the pub. Make a great party trick!"

Cheers
( Legless Mister Stabby - shanks for the memory, Sun 16 Jul 2006, 10:28, Reply)