I hurt my rude bitsSpent all day with a sore bum, went to the loo to check it out and found blood in my pants. Not good. Piles? Checked in the shower and pulled a staple from my arse. Serves me right for leaving an old pencil case in my underwear drawer. BTW: On relating this story to a friend they said, "some people will do anything for a prick up their bottom."
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rob, Thu 13 Jul 2006, 22:00)
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PoolA couple of mates were playing pool in the back of the College bar.
There's the usual bragging and goading going on every time one hits a flukey shot or misses a sitter.
Neither are particualrly good at pool and the longer they play the more they drink, so inevitably things escalate.
Eventually, both are on the black and one has a fairly straightforward pot to win - except his opponent has decided to distract him by taking out his cock and dangling it into the pocket in question.
This ploy is effective, he misses with the black bouncing off the lips of the pocket, leaving quite a tricky shot.
So he obviously thinks - if it worked for him, it'll work for me. Especially as it was a difficult enough shot when sober and focussed. So out comes his todger, dangled reciprocately in the nominated pocket.
Needless to say, his opponent absolutely hammered the black, hard and straight - and that was more that could be said for his cock for many weeks afterwards.
He was known as Dick Poolpocket thenceforth.
(, Sun 16 Jul 2006, 11:59, Reply)
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