I hurt my rude bitsSpent all day with a sore bum, went to the loo to check it out and found blood in my pants. Not good. Piles? Checked in the shower and pulled a staple from my arse. Serves me right for leaving an old pencil case in my underwear drawer. BTW: On relating this story to a friend they said, "some people will do anything for a prick up their bottom."
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rob, Thu 13 Jul 2006, 22:00)
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I too have known the pain of a torn frenulum.However, the frenulum I managed to snap was the one that holds your tongue. The pain, though bad, was bearable, but it did hurt for a very long time - eating, talking, and any other use you might put your tongue to all become a lot less pleasant when the slightest moment of incaution brings with it agonising pain and a taste of blood. Since then I'm always very careful when trying to lick my own nose.
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MooCow_Byter, Sun 16 Jul 2006, 12:13,
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