I hurt my rude bitsSpent all day with a sore bum, went to the loo to check it out and found blood in my pants. Not good. Piles? Checked in the shower and pulled a staple from my arse. Serves me right for leaving an old pencil case in my underwear drawer. BTW: On relating this story to a friend they said, "some people will do anything for a prick up their bottom."
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rob, Thu 13 Jul 2006, 22:00)
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Clucking Bell!news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk/1106371.stm
Just remembered about this one - I originally wrote about on alt.tasteless when it happened. It's a tale of a woman who bit her husbands friends bollock off in an argument - and he didn't even notice until the police found it.
That's right - Geordies are so hard that We don't even notice when somebody chews one of our nuts off!!
Or it could be that we're so stupid.....
Cheers
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Legless Mister Stabby - shanks for the memory, Sun 16 Jul 2006, 18:02,
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