I hurt my rude bitsSpent all day with a sore bum, went to the loo to check it out and found blood in my pants. Not good. Piles? Checked in the shower and pulled a staple from my arse. Serves me right for leaving an old pencil case in my underwear drawer. BTW: On relating this story to a friend they said, "some people will do anything for a prick up their bottom."
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rob, Thu 13 Jul 2006, 22:00)
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One week from now......I'm due in hospital where an esteemed gentleman I've never met will be evicting an uninvited lodger from my nether regions using the gifts of very sharp objects and, I'm hoping, a very very fucking very steady hand.
I'm gutted enough about it now, but I've a feeling I'm going to be a lot more so next week. Women don't know they're born :(
EDIT (after reading Oates' post above): Okay, maybe they do then - at least I'm getting a general anaesthetic for mine - there's no way would I be able to make any smalltalk whatosever beyond 'Just get the fuck on with it' in that setting :)
(, Mon 17 Jul 2006, 9:19, Reply)
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