I hurt my rude bitsSpent all day with a sore bum, went to the loo to check it out and found blood in my pants. Not good. Piles? Checked in the shower and pulled a staple from my arse. Serves me right for leaving an old pencil case in my underwear drawer. BTW: On relating this story to a friend they said, "some people will do anything for a prick up their bottom."
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rob, Thu 13 Jul 2006, 22:00)
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I'm now a freak of natureDuring some very energetic shagging with my girlfriend of many, many years ago i got a cut on my frenulum. Dunno how, unless she used to hide sharp pointy stuff up her tuppence. Anyhoo over the next few days and weeks of continued vigorous shagging it developed into a hole which eventually got bigger and then healed around the edges. Consequently I have a hole in the bit of fleshy string that keeps me knob and foreskin joined together. It's big enough to get a pencil through. Probably.
(, Mon 17 Jul 2006, 11:28, Reply)
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