I hurt my rude bitsSpent all day with a sore bum, went to the loo to check it out and found blood in my pants. Not good. Piles? Checked in the shower and pulled a staple from my arse. Serves me right for leaving an old pencil case in my underwear drawer. BTW: On relating this story to a friend they said, "some people will do anything for a prick up their bottom."
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rob, Thu 13 Jul 2006, 22:00)
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Breakin' the worm.Aged 10 at my Birthday Breakdance Party... Unfortunately my mother had decided that I should wear a pair of farrah trousers to look a bit smarter than the usual grubby tracksuit and nike windrunner jacket I lived in. However, this is definitely not good clothing for breakin'! So I pull off the usual crazylegs & Windmill move and then move into the worm/caterpillar manoeuvre whereby the metal pull part on the zipper pierces my cock and spits blood all over the front of my stay-press trousers... Cue: Mother trying to pull trousers off in front of all my cool breakdance mates in their cool breakdance clothes.... Hmmmmm!
Farrah Trousers - Know your Place!
Kid B.
(, Mon 17 Jul 2006, 12:10, Reply)
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