I hurt my rude bitsSpent all day with a sore bum, went to the loo to check it out and found blood in my pants. Not good. Piles? Checked in the shower and pulled a staple from my arse. Serves me right for leaving an old pencil case in my underwear drawer. BTW: On relating this story to a friend they said, "some people will do anything for a prick up their bottom."
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rob, Thu 13 Jul 2006, 22:00)
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extra willyI have a small skin tag just above my pubic area. All it is is a bit of skin that's grown in the wrong direction. The doc told me to tie a piece of thread around it and it'll fall off eventually(!)
My son pointed out that "it looks like an extra willy, only a lot smaller and it doesn't look so much like a spring roll".
I'd never thought of it like that before.
(, Mon 17 Jul 2006, 14:15, Reply)
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