I hurt my rude bitsSpent all day with a sore bum, went to the loo to check it out and found blood in my pants. Not good. Piles? Checked in the shower and pulled a staple from my arse. Serves me right for leaving an old pencil case in my underwear drawer. BTW: On relating this story to a friend they said, "some people will do anything for a prick up their bottom."
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rob, Thu 13 Jul 2006, 22:00)
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I helped snap a bloke's banjo string once.Never seen so much blood in my life. He didn't feel any pain or even hear a twang so he accused me of not telling him I had the painters in, and took some persuading that the blood was his.
When he grasped it, he went quite pale, and I laughed my head off. Heartless, me.
(, Mon 17 Jul 2006, 14:46, Reply)
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