I hurt my rude bitsSpent all day with a sore bum, went to the loo to check it out and found blood in my pants. Not good. Piles? Checked in the shower and pulled a staple from my arse. Serves me right for leaving an old pencil case in my underwear drawer. BTW: On relating this story to a friend they said, "some people will do anything for a prick up their bottom."
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rob, Thu 13 Jul 2006, 22:00)
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My DadWho is pretty unlucky, had an overnight hospital stay to repair his bottom. He had a fissure, or something.
To alliviate the understandable embarrasment of kneeling on the bed, facing the headboard, having his starfish sewn back together by a young nurse, he asked:
'Could you do a nice blanket stitch, please?'
She didn't laugh. In fact if it was possible for the room to get silenter, it did, by all accounts.
Sadly he had to see her again when she removed the stitches. He stayed quiet.
(, Mon 17 Jul 2006, 18:59, Reply)
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