I hurt my rude bitsSpent all day with a sore bum, went to the loo to check it out and found blood in my pants. Not good. Piles? Checked in the shower and pulled a staple from my arse. Serves me right for leaving an old pencil case in my underwear drawer. BTW: On relating this story to a friend they said, "some people will do anything for a prick up their bottom."
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rob, Thu 13 Jul 2006, 22:00)
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Drunk people, air rifle, and balls. OuchOne night a friend of mine got drunk at a party, at another of my mates houses.
He managed to get so drunk that he got his bits out for everyone to see.
Cue other drunk people and an air rifle.
He got shot right in the testicle, and was in absolute agony for at least a month.
Never mix bollocks and air rifles.
(, Mon 17 Jul 2006, 20:47, Reply)
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