I hurt my rude bitsSpent all day with a sore bum, went to the loo to check it out and found blood in my pants. Not good. Piles? Checked in the shower and pulled a staple from my arse. Serves me right for leaving an old pencil case in my underwear drawer. BTW: On relating this story to a friend they said, "some people will do anything for a prick up their bottom."
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rob, Thu 13 Jul 2006, 22:00)
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I knew a guy....In the shower, decides a hand shandy is in order. Slips, falls. Wakes up in an ambulance having knocked himself out and erm how does one put it- met a fate worse than going blind.
Length? -You shouldn't joke, it was a serious injury.
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Paedosmile service with a grin., Tue 18 Jul 2006, 7:45,
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