I hurt my rude bitsSpent all day with a sore bum, went to the loo to check it out and found blood in my pants. Not good. Piles? Checked in the shower and pulled a staple from my arse. Serves me right for leaving an old pencil case in my underwear drawer. BTW: On relating this story to a friend they said, "some people will do anything for a prick up their bottom."
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rob, Thu 13 Jul 2006, 22:00)
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Urban Legends?I used to know a lot of nurses and all of them had some sort of patient with a thing-up-the bum tale to tell.
Common are various vegetables, classic coke bottles, vacuum cleaner attachments and deodorant bottles (considering where they're shoving it seems like a good idea...)
Less common is concrete -
www.well.com/~cynsa/cement.html
I'm still bewildered as to what the guy was trying to achieve by filling his arse with concrete. Cure for bad diarrhoea?
Cheers
"He ain't heavy, he's my bottom...."
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Legless Mister Stabby - shanks for the memory, Tue 18 Jul 2006, 11:33,
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