I hurt my rude bitsSpent all day with a sore bum, went to the loo to check it out and found blood in my pants. Not good. Piles? Checked in the shower and pulled a staple from my arse. Serves me right for leaving an old pencil case in my underwear drawer. BTW: On relating this story to a friend they said, "some people will do anything for a prick up their bottom."
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rob, Thu 13 Jul 2006, 22:00)
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Barb wire hurtsWhen My mother was a teenager there was an adventure playground near where she lived.
Mother and a few friends decided to go there after hours and have a party inside, the only problem was that the gates were shut and the 8 foot fences were covered in barb wire.
so they start to go over one by one (they have already had a few before) eventually there is only one of my uncles friends left to come over.
As he got to the top he wobbled and steadied himself at which point he starts to wave at the guys below. He promptly slips and starts to fall headfirst but is suddenly stopped. as he looks up the barb wire had ripped through his jeans and ripped open is scrote which was now suspending him in the air.
I never did hear what happened to him afterwards, My mother and Uncle never speak about it now.
(, Tue 18 Jul 2006, 13:13, Reply)
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