I hurt my rude bitsSpent all day with a sore bum, went to the loo to check it out and found blood in my pants. Not good. Piles? Checked in the shower and pulled a staple from my arse. Serves me right for leaving an old pencil case in my underwear drawer. BTW: On relating this story to a friend they said, "some people will do anything for a prick up their bottom."
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rob, Thu 13 Jul 2006, 22:00)
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A couple of stories...Story 1 : The missus and I were in full flow.. doggy.. I came out too far and didn't hit the right spot on re-entry... First time we both had anal.... she screamed, I didn't.
Story 2 : Had a Vasectomy. Over and done with in 30 minutes. Went to pub for a couple of beers because I didn't think she'd believe me. For any wimps out there... Absolutely no problems/pain!!!
Story 3 : Reversal next Thursday... Now that could be painful...
(, Tue 18 Jul 2006, 13:18, Reply)
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