I hurt my rude bitsSpent all day with a sore bum, went to the loo to check it out and found blood in my pants. Not good. Piles? Checked in the shower and pulled a staple from my arse. Serves me right for leaving an old pencil case in my underwear drawer. BTW: On relating this story to a friend they said, "some people will do anything for a prick up their bottom."
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rob, Thu 13 Jul 2006, 22:00)
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Not me but.....Few quick stories:
1. a horde of us were having a round at the local pitch and putt. mostly rubbish golfers obviously. Tom sees Adam step up to the tee and bends over to present his chocolate starfish, happy in the knowledge that there is little chance of the ball going forwards, let alone covering the 40ft to where he stands with any force. Cue a ball straight to the arsehole....
2. Same Adam, flops down heavily on a sofa at a friend's house, only to land an inch away from being buggered by a crotchet hook. As it is it stuck in his arsecheek and he had to be driven to hospital lying on the back seat of a car with arse in the air to have the offending barbed needle removed.
3. This one was me. Took a football to the groin from about 5ft, delivered by the goalie on my own team! obviously I fell to the ground, but the more amusing thing was my mate who could barely speak for laughing as he got a full side on view complete with comedy thwack noise....I had to play in goal for the rest of the match
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 18 Jul 2006, 14:31,
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