I hurt my rude bitsSpent all day with a sore bum, went to the loo to check it out and found blood in my pants. Not good. Piles? Checked in the shower and pulled a staple from my arse. Serves me right for leaving an old pencil case in my underwear drawer. BTW: On relating this story to a friend they said, "some people will do anything for a prick up their bottom."
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rob, Thu 13 Jul 2006, 22:00)
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kicking ballsOnce,me and the boyf were having a nice shower together,trying to work out how to have sex while standing in a slippery shower without falling out. He was sitting in the bath tub,legs outstretched,and I was squatting at the end of the bath. Then one of my feet slipped on the water and i kicked him full on in the balls with all my body weight behind it. Oopsy. I think he's forgotten it now,but i still feel bad!
Also,he is in the habit of biting me nipples so hard they get all dry and scabby. I swear I'll never be able to breast feed.
(, Tue 18 Jul 2006, 14:52, Reply)
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