I hurt my rude bitsSpent all day with a sore bum, went to the loo to check it out and found blood in my pants. Not good. Piles? Checked in the shower and pulled a staple from my arse. Serves me right for leaving an old pencil case in my underwear drawer. BTW: On relating this story to a friend they said, "some people will do anything for a prick up their bottom."
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rob, Thu 13 Jul 2006, 22:00)
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i might get hurt for this one...my other half has reasonable complaint with how his parents had him circumcised. He has three brothers, one older, and none of them have had it done - seems the whim took them just for him...
Anyway, he has just cause. The job was a bit of a bodge one, and his poor member has lots of tiny loops of scar tissue which tends to catch on all manner of things. I have been witness to boxer shorts catching, towel fabric and a piece of my hair, which is quite long, once threaded in and out of a few of these. We had fun extracating that...he descibed it as like running cheesewire across gums. Ow.
Still, it functions fantastically well... : )
(, Tue 18 Jul 2006, 15:00, Reply)
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