I hurt my rude bitsSpent all day with a sore bum, went to the loo to check it out and found blood in my pants. Not good. Piles? Checked in the shower and pulled a staple from my arse. Serves me right for leaving an old pencil case in my underwear drawer. BTW: On relating this story to a friend they said, "some people will do anything for a prick up their bottom."
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rob, Thu 13 Jul 2006, 22:00)
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My mum in lawknows a doctor who gave himself a vasectomy on his kitchen table. Apparently he ended up in hospital anyway, because it bled a bit more that he thought it would do.
(, Tue 18 Jul 2006, 15:49, Reply)
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