I hurt my rude bitsSpent all day with a sore bum, went to the loo to check it out and found blood in my pants. Not good. Piles? Checked in the shower and pulled a staple from my arse. Serves me right for leaving an old pencil case in my underwear drawer. BTW: On relating this story to a friend they said, "some people will do anything for a prick up their bottom."
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rob, Thu 13 Jul 2006, 22:00)
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fencePicture the scene.. 12 years old .. brand new mountain bike .. showing it off to friends. Gave one of said friends a 'backie' (they sit on the seat, i pedal standing up). Came down a hill, which had one of those zig zag special ramps for bikes to go up and down. Decided to do the usual rear brake skid into the corner. Pulled left brake hard. I was rewarded with the satisfying sound of brake cable snapping, which gave my mind just enough time to contemplate the situation before I barelled straight into a fence with enough inertia to do an asteroid proud.
Balls made contact with handlebars and face made contact with fence. Second most painful experience. Barely had enough time to register the pain before I realised friend was behind me and had not hit yet... then came first most painful experience.
(, Tue 18 Jul 2006, 19:38, Reply)
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