I hurt my rude bitsSpent all day with a sore bum, went to the loo to check it out and found blood in my pants. Not good. Piles? Checked in the shower and pulled a staple from my arse. Serves me right for leaving an old pencil case in my underwear drawer. BTW: On relating this story to a friend they said, "some people will do anything for a prick up their bottom."
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rob, Thu 13 Jul 2006, 22:00)
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High- school chum of mine.....was having a wank when the most unlikely and painful of disasters struck- his fingernail comes stuck in his foreskin and a lot of blood and pain ensues. So he tries to remove his nail(and Finger)from the foreskin but finds it too painful, and by this time there's a lot of blood. Everywhere. So he has to call his mum in to take him to hospital, unable to pull up his pants and still half clutching and half being tangled up in his own knob.
He looked so ashamed after telling us this that another mate of mine- feeling sorry for the chap said that he "Fingered {his} bum, up to here" Indicating his knuckles. Course everyone laughed an got back to Mr Foreskin.
I still wonder what he says to women when they ask "So why are you circumsised?"
As for length I heard his was only a 5.5 inch bone. And that was before.
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Paedosmile service with a grin., Tue 18 Jul 2006, 20:23,
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