I hurt my rude bitsSpent all day with a sore bum, went to the loo to check it out and found blood in my pants. Not good. Piles? Checked in the shower and pulled a staple from my arse. Serves me right for leaving an old pencil case in my underwear drawer. BTW: On relating this story to a friend they said, "some people will do anything for a prick up their bottom."
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rob, Thu 13 Jul 2006, 22:00)
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Lady's front bottom anguish.Every four weeks I pay to lie in a tiny cubicle with my knickers off as a middle aged woman spreads red hot wax over my lady parts and then rips the hairs out.
It hurts. A lot.
Occasionally, little blobs of wax get left behind, unbeknown to me. Naturally, I get dressed and go on my merry way after paying through the nose to have this torture.
I forget the pain until I go to the loo only to find my knickers have become attached firmly to my lady bits via the blobs of wax the beautician/torturer has missed. I find out only when I have to pull my knickers down... ooooh it comes sharp!
I'm not even sure why I bother as no one else sees it but me these days :(
I wish I was a man. Or had a man. Sigh.
(, Tue 18 Jul 2006, 20:56, Reply)
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