I hurt my rude bitsSpent all day with a sore bum, went to the loo to check it out and found blood in my pants. Not good. Piles? Checked in the shower and pulled a staple from my arse. Serves me right for leaving an old pencil case in my underwear drawer. BTW: On relating this story to a friend they said, "some people will do anything for a prick up their bottom."
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rob, Thu 13 Jul 2006, 22:00)
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Electric fences?It is quite fantastically funny watching a friend realise as he gets halfway over a fence that it is in fact an electric fence, not just a normal variety, through the medium of his bollocks...
Luckily I didn't see it personally, only the person in question a few minutes later, but apparently it also hurts when you pee on electric fences too... He id have a nice John Wayne style walk for a while afterwards
David
(, Tue 18 Jul 2006, 22:12, Reply)
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