I hurt my rude bitsSpent all day with a sore bum, went to the loo to check it out and found blood in my pants. Not good. Piles? Checked in the shower and pulled a staple from my arse. Serves me right for leaving an old pencil case in my underwear drawer. BTW: On relating this story to a friend they said, "some people will do anything for a prick up their bottom."
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rob, Thu 13 Jul 2006, 22:00)
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OK, another "not me, but...."And this, I swear, I found by doing a search of scientific journals for the phrase "rectal foreign bodies" some time ago. If you have access to full-text versions of Elsevier publications, give it a go.
Anyway, one story amongst many was of a man who came in to hospital with some major bottom trauma. The reason? Not the oven-glove he'd shoved up his botty. Oh no.
The damage was caused by the wooden spoon he'd used to ram it in.
(, Wed 19 Jul 2006, 0:06, Reply)
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