Thank Brian it wasn't me...
So it's many moons ago, and I'm playing with mates at lunch time, we're on the courts and there're two metal posts with upturned hooks on them for securing a volleyball net. My mates climbed one of said poles and is doing a monkey impression when he slips and slides down the pole. He does the usual dancing around and laughing abit of all prepubesent boys that have taken a not to heavy hit to the balls. Then his face changes and he runs inside. For the next five minutes or so we can hear very disturbing screaming coming from inside the school. Screaming is suddenly cut short, this was apparently the games teacher doing a mercy spark the poor boy out as they wait for ambulance, for yes he had ripped his bollocks clean off.

I think my favourite part of this story is even though this was in the days when teachers could give you a bit of a slap, knockig students clean out was frowned upon to say the least, the knock out punch was considered fine by all concerned though.
( The Awful Puppy Bakery is still bored, Wed 19 Jul 2006, 2:44, Reply)