I hurt my rude bitsSpent all day with a sore bum, went to the loo to check it out and found blood in my pants. Not good. Piles? Checked in the shower and pulled a staple from my arse. Serves me right for leaving an old pencil case in my underwear drawer. BTW: On relating this story to a friend they said, "some people will do anything for a prick up their bottom."
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rob, Thu 13 Jul 2006, 22:00)
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hockey on a bumpy pitchthe period was just about to end, and for most of the games lesson we had been hitting the ball as hard as we could at each other, due to a lack of a teacher nearby on a very large school field.
ant smacked the ball toward granny, who, upon seeing a small hard white thing break the sound barrier, jumped to avoid the incoming.
at this point the ball hit a lump of earth and sprang up - connecting precisily with grannys nuts as granny was two foot off the ground.
i suppose the ball would have hit him square in the chest if he hadnt jumped.
or he could have moved to the side.
(, Wed 19 Jul 2006, 9:01, Reply)
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